The Mate of the Nation

Wednesday is about reading and writing. Today, a summary of the Mate of the Nation’s speech that’s gonna get this pack of useless country back on the fucking track. Brought to you by delicious ciggies

The Mate of the Nation thanks all Kiwis who voted for us, but even if you weren’t one of them, his team has your back eh. Cos his Minister of Finance is gonna get things working for all Kiwis eh. And in a heartfelt goodbye to a former Finance Minister this week, The Mate of the Nation said, “yeah look, thing is, he had a go eh — I don’t respect his go a…