Stick Your Thumb In The Bucket of Spit: The Story of the World’s Worst Music Teacher

I won’t tell you her name – but I can tell you she was fucking awful. I guess you could say she was a music teacher; she thought she was. She played the piano – at a primary school that makes you a music teacher; well it did back then. You might get extra money for it now. She wouldn’t have deserved that.

She was up right at the upright, banging out the …