Sir Ian Had A Big Part!

A small story about something not so tiny.

I Saw Sir Ian McKellen’s Cock. There was no choice in the matter. It was the theatre, darhling and, besides, Sir Ian had a huge roll. He stood at the front of the stage, and dropped his trousers right after delivering a speech about going mad. And there was it was. For all to see. Even those of us in the cheap seats.

The audience actually gasped twice. Firstly, due to the gesture. Second time was for the girth. Instinctively, the people in the front rows covered their popcorn.

Men shifted uncomfortably in their seats. Turtle-heads decided there was nothing to see. When of course there was everything to see and no way of avoiding it, much less forgetting it.

A huge role for Sir Ian. Every inch of the man a star!