Short Story: You Know Why Homeless People Don’t Like Blowjobs? Because They Don’t Like Any Jobs!
When we all learned that David Cameron had received an absentee blowjob from the carved-off face of a porcine animal it was 2015. Dirty Pig!
It wasn’t the worst thing that David Cameron had done. And anyway, many of us had already seen a TV show a few years earlier that satirised it all. We weren’t resting on our trotters. No, we’d pretty much worked it …
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