There was a time when I was respected. I never got hit up for blocking doors. They were always opening - or being opened for me. I never had to listen to crap like that. I mean, who ever heard of a fire-exit being blocked. As soon as they cry “fire” you’re gone right? Man, I musta lived too long. Lived here too long that’s for sure.
Back when I was firs…
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