Short Story: The Old Joke Gets An Upgrade

//The old joke says that that guy goes to see the doctor and the doctor says there’s good news and bad news and what does he want to hear first. And so, the patient braces himself and says that he’ll have the bad news. And the bad news is that he has cancer. So, he has to ask, what then is the good news. Doc says to take a look at the receptionist and a…