Short Story: The Half of It

Hello? Hi! Good-good, what’s up? Hang on a tick… Yeah, sorry. Noise. Had to move. I’m in town. No, I can talk. What’s wrong? Nothing’s wrong with me. Hey, last night…I was in this bar… yeah, with Mark, and My God, you shoulda seen the way these two dorks were dressed! I don’t know who they were? Oh fuck – it was too funny. I mean; Mark and I were just l…