Short Story: The Answer's Right There On The Tip Of His Tongue
He said the guy could perform self-fellatio. Confused, I queried, “do you mean he can suck his own cock?”
He said, “yes”. Then added, “Isn’t that sick. I have no respect for someone that can do that. That actually makes me sick. He’s got a real fuckin’ problem!”
“Or”, I suggested, “a real fucking solution”.
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