Short Story: Oh, Behove!

She never wanted to believe that he was her father. She’d been told it so often, “you look like him/he looks like you” but she wasn’t having (any of) it. (At least that’s what she figured). And then (filthy rich) he slipped on a (rotten) banana skin and kicked the bucket. And suddenly she found it in (the hole where) her heart (was meant to be) to final…