Short Story: In Some Small Towns In America They Do Talk Just Like In The Movies

Young guy in car stops in street: "Hey, how you doing?"

Older guy carrying wine box across the road: "Great, just great, how about you?"

Young guy: "Oh, great man. Just great."

Older guy: "Well that's great. Hey, say is that your car?"

Young guy: "Nah! It's my mom's!"

Older guy: "Sweet. Good enough."

Younger guy: "I know, right?"

Older guy: "I didn't even know…