Short Story: Half The Battle

I sifted through school, couldn’t be fucked trying hard. All sounded a lot like hard work. What’s the point in that then, eh? I’m not dumb, quite the opposite actually, I’m just a bit of a slack cunt. I mean, I just didn’t give a shit. The teachers were all dicks; they didn’t help at all. They were all like trying to make me do School C a year early, li…