He wasn’t all that smart. But that wasn’t going to stop him from having a eureka moment! You see that fucking mouse was just taking the piss. Leaving its shits all along the bench – it had an obvious trail, down behind the TV and along the lino and up to the kitchen bench. So he’d worked out what to do. His automatic-return golf-putting system would com…
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