Short Story: Chris Bishop Is Taking a Range of Advice on a Range of Matters

A new short, short story. About Chris Bishop’s Range of Advice.

In determining our statement, we took a range of advice. It’s impossible to say hypothetically. But we took more advice than you will ever know. At the worst extreme, there will be consequences. So. There. We have been fairly frank. We have asked them to lift their game. Not hypothetically of course. Actually, the game they are playing must literally be lifted. We have lifted ours, after we took a range of non-hypothetical advice. The consequences are coming at the worst extreme. I am the minister of house. It’s fair to say you’re in my house now. We took a range of advice. On a range of matters. The range really matters. So too does the advice. None of this is hypothetical. I am the minister responsible. My responses have just been administered. I took a range of advice.