Short Story: Bird's Eye View

I heard him say, “if I was any good at Photoshop I’d make a Tumblr page where I had photos of birds, but instead of their eyes I’d put in really nice-looking human eyes. Because, well, the thing I hate most about birds is their horrible, stuck-on eyes. But wouldn’t it be funny if you saw a picture of some bird, like a seagull, and it had someone else’s …