Short Story: A Def Leppard Says Wot?

We woke up early after a late night session drinking rather a lot and watching This is Spinal Tap for at least the umpteenth time. It was 7am and we needed to move, had to be on the road before 8 and even that was pushing it as we had to get from Hawke’s Bay to Auckland by 1pm. We stopped for a service station pie at the beginning of the Napier-Taupo ro…