Short Story: 7 Reasons I’d Never Get Tricked by A Con-Artist

1. I don’t date.

2. I don’t relate.

3. I’ve watched a lot of true-crime TV. And now podcasts…

4. I know my onions.

5. It’s just something that happens to other people.

6. You’d have to be dumb-as-fuck!

7. I’m broke-as-fuck!