1. I don’t date.
2. I don’t relate.
3. I’ve watched a lot of true-crime TV. And now podcasts…
4. I know my onions.
5. It’s just something that happens to other people.
6. You’d have to be dumb-as-fuck!
7. I’m broke-as-fuck!
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