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Red Hot Chili Peppers
The Getaway
Warner Bros.
The music of the Red Hot Chili Peppers is a dick pic. As subtle, flattering, funny and sexy as a dick pic. (IE: not). As charming as a dick pic. As self-congratulatory. As awkward. As two-dimensional.
It’s very likely that the band’s (remaining) audience is now comprised entirely of people who have either sent …
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