Poem: Winner Winner, Chicken Dinner!

I am from Hawke’s Bay where we’re good at the weather. The best. World class Don’t believe me? Ask my dad!

I made that mistake only yesterday in fact.

Didn’t even realise it at the time, he asked what I was doing…

It’s hot, I explained. Real hot. Down here. So hot right now.

But it was hot where he was, perhaps even hotter.

I wasn’t competing.

At least not th…