Poem: When You’re Too Old To Cut The Mustard You Can Still Lick The Jar

Every good movie is a western – even if there’s no horse. Well, there’s always a horse, and there’s always a cowboy, and there’s always the damsel in distress (or that dress) and a New Yorker wise-guy is just any other gangster and there’s a lot of big hats, but there’s not often much cattle.

Because the best westerns hold you for the night, and give you…