Poem: What’s That Got To Do With The Price of Fish?

Apparently, I’m not really much of a full-time work kind of guy, well I know

that already on account of the fact that I don’t have a full-time job. But I’ve

fully got time for a job that might require all the hours. I have transferrable skills.

I have contacts. I have a proven track record. I have recruiters telling me all of this. That,

you see, is their f…