Poem: We Went To Buy A DVD Player

I remember this one time we drove around town looking for a cheap DVD player. You could buy them, back then, for about $100 if you were lucky. You’d be luckier still a year or two later, they were $20 in the supermarket. But this was back when you might still get ripped off eh.

So dad said we’d need to go to three places to cost and compare. And in the f…