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Poem: This Poem Will Make You Want A Quarterpack With A Snack Burger On The Side

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Simon Sweetman
May 05, 2019
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If you want a lesson in  
how to survive Cancel Culture 
just take a look at KFC. 
 
They wanted the word ‘Fried’ removed 
because Kentucky Fried Chicken suddenly 
didn’t sound so good, 
 
no problem! Just call it KFC. 
 
Everyone knew it was still fried chicken. That’s 
why you go there!  
 
People called it “K-Fried” for short and all sorts of 
other names. 
 
Its sl…

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