Poem: This Isn’t A Poem About Judith Collins

that would be to write a poem about how guns are cool –

it would be about how roads are cool, more roads and always roads and forever roads

it would be about how climate change is not real – which would mean this poem could not

be real. And this poem is (arguably) real. It exists. So does Judith Collins though.

Apparently she is real. Though I’m not sure sh…