Poem: The tuatara in the playground

recently, someone was telling me that the tuatara in the playground in Cuba Mall (I call it a playground, it’s a slide and this fucking tuatara-thing) is the most pointless playground-thing around.

But I’m not so sure.

I remember sending my kid down the slide the first few times and that tuatara just sat there. It wasn’t really worth anything. If a kid cl…