Poem: The TED.Nugent Talks

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The first I knew of Ted Nugent was ‘Cat Scratch Fever’ – it seemed to be the first thing anyone knew of Nugent then.

Now, the way most people know Ted Nugent is through the awful things he says, like: “What’s a feminist anyways? A fat pig who doesn’t get it often enough?

(Don’t laugh! Don’t laugh at that!)

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Ted Nugent loves to talk about guns and hunting …