Poem: Tapas – It’s From The Spanish. It Means: To Defrost Some Crumpets Later Or Get A Cheeseburger On The Way Home

I just Googled and found a website called Tapas – it was described as Bite-Sized Stories You Can’t Find Anywhere Else

and I had to click the link to work out whether this was actually someone repurposing the word Tapas, like they did Bonsai (possibly after the Karate Kid phase) or whether it was actually some smug-cunt cheffing nonsense where they were d…