Poem: Seven Highly Ineffective Attempts To Connect

The guy with the jacket that says “Don’t Define Me/What Gives You The Right” 
The dumbass drunken goofs stumbling towards a fight 
The guy and girl at the café with their matching laptops locked down tight 
The woman with her phone in her hand – all through the night 
The guy that lives alone and never turns out the light 
The t-shirt-straining/hat-facing th…