Poem: Rainbow Shit

There I was minding your own business

when the trouble started, you were out to

lunch and I was chasing unicorn dreams

with a pitchfork. I know what everyone

is thinking: Just another Tuesday. Well,

things took a U-turn for the weird and

then for the worst. Because you are cursed

by your lack of the dramatic and my big

problem is never bringing the correct mop.

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