Poem: Orwellian Equality

When everyone learned that David Cameron got an absentee blowjob from the carved off face of a porcine animal it was 2015 –

it wasn’t the worst thing that David Cameron has done.

And besides, many of us had already seen the 2011 TV show episode satirising it all and had not rested on our trotters; we’d sorta worked it out – laughing through the implausibi…