Poem: No-Day Like To-Day

I went to the fridge for a drink: no beer

I moved to my room for a smoke: no cigarettes – no coffee

You can guess: no milk, no sugar, milo or tea…

So I went for a walk: no petrol

And I got rather cold: no jersey

Wondered, briefly, what was going on: no idea

Lamented the succession of things going wrong: no joy

Then toyed about writing some poems: no inspiration