Poem: John S. Hall Is Quite Brilliant I Think

One morning I sat and chatted on the phone with John S. Hall for over an hour. He is the lead singer and writer of the band King Missile. They are mostly known for their silly song, Detachable Penis. But that’s so unfair. They have many more silly songs they should be known for.

Some version of King Missile was touring New Zealand. And I didn’t make it t…