Poem: I’m No Oil Painting Of Course – Nor Am I Willing To Be. I Like Hanging Around In Art Galleries But Not For THAT Long!

In the movie about Chess Records* the role of Etta James was played by Beyoncé..

Look, it ain’t gonna be me that shits on Queen B.

She has a fine-enough set of pipes and plenty to recommend her beyond that.

But when I first heard – and saw Miss Etta James she was locked in a duet with Dr. John.

And her and the good doctor looked like they might strike on ea…