Poem: If Only You Could Apply Yourself

We’re not taking anyone new,

there’s nothing here for you.

You need to have experience,

there’s nothing here for you.

Oh, we see on second viewing you do have experience – sadly

there’s nothing here for you.

Someone like you could be a real asset actually – such a pity... 

there’s nothing here for you.

Come in for training, all in the hope... And yes, well done…