Poem: I Survived Y2K

My CV is a disaster, but my ideas alone have kept me in regular unemployment.

I was a hard worker once. But it was really only the one time.

Back in the late 90s, I checked out. It’s been my main job ever since trying to check back in.

I can’t even blame the millennium. I never got my free t-shirt saying I survived it.

Probably for the best. I’d only end up…