Poem: I Saw Sir Ian McKellen's Cock

there was no choice in the matter, it was the theatre, darhling and, besides, sir ian had a big part!

he was playing Richard III though it possibly should have been retitled Richard’s III Leg

he stood at the front of the stage, dropped his trousers after delivering a speech about going mad

and there it was.

the audience gasped. twice.

once for the gesture. a…