Poem: How Not To

There’s a clip I watch on YouTube and I’m not joking when I say I look at it most weeks.  It’s a film-student

interviewing  John Cusack and she can’t believe her luck, you see the class was watching American Beauty

that day, and she skipped out to interview its star – only Cusack, quite reasonably disagreed, given he’s not in the film

at all. His interview…