Poem: How Long Is A Piece of String Theory?

While the lie travels around the world, the truth takes longer

to put its boots on, all thanks go to conspiracy theorists, who walk

barefoot over jagged rocks and through any matter that might

harden their sole, just to bend down and tie the truth’s laces in a knot,

the classroom pranksters, idiot-goons, now the embarrassment of the world.