Poem: How All of Fleetwood Mac Was Wild

A poem about how the Fleetwood Mac soap opera is more than Lindsey and Stevie

There’s a Halloween photo of Christine,
Lindsey, and Stevie — in costume.

And Christine McVie is in blackface —
the comments are mostly horny fans,

pointing out that Lindsey made a very
hot priest; they’d love to confess sins

to him. John McVie collects Nazi
memorabilia, and Mick was on two

big bottles of bourbon a day. It’s not
just the soap opera of Stevie and Lindsey.

That’s just second hand news. All of
the band members carried strange blues.