Poem: Film Review - ‘A Star Is Born’

I watched 
that new version 
of A Star Is  
Born – it features 
Bradley Cooper as a 
nose fetishist 
and Lady Gaga as 
a nose. 
 
He was the bad 
side of Kris Kristofferson, 
none of the wisdom or insight 
in the lyrics, none of the heft or 
deft or breadth – fucking plod-happy 
nothing-songs that apparently  
get a crowd. 
 
(He fingers the nose to an Allman 
Brothers s…