Poem: Eddie Van Halen Was At One Time The Greatest Guitarist In The World But He Was Apparently A Bit Of A Prick

This one time I met a friend of  a friend – they were all ‘she’s great, she’s so into music’

or something like that.

and so at some point we’re all at this restaurant and I can’t remember the story exactly – but it was about people that are good at things but are total arseholes, and the whole idea that there is a compromise, often – but not always – to t…