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Poem: Drunk Dating Rules

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Simon Sweetman
Mar 13, 2016
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she said he was the type of guy she could see herself with so he quickly saw himself with her

he told her, shortly afters, that he’d never forget her

(now what was her name?)

it’s a gift – this guilt-free compulsion to engage in whatever action presents itself

when the next one comes along he’ll say he’s saving himself for marriage

for he can be married with…

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