Poem: Ditch

How many times have you heard someone tell you they don’t mind what they do – like, they’d dig ditches for a living if they had to?

You ever notice no one tells you that when they’re actually digging ditches – and I don’t mean mid-shovel, but you know, you never hear that

in practice. It’s only ever in theory: Here’s what I would do – said from the comfor…