Poem: Christopher Luxon Clears His Throat

A poem about our current Prime Minister.

Chris Luxon cleared his throat, dropped a
load right on the table. He ate most of it
back up — circular economy.

He didn’t actually say very much when
pressed at the conference, but what he
could say was that the opposition

were still at fault for everything he was
doing and anything he would go on to to.
It was all Labour’s fault as far as he

could tell. And while it wasn’t wise for
some MPs to say things the way they
said them, it was always smart of

Chris Luxon to use words like ‘dominant’
and “as I’ve said” which he said just as
he said things. He cleared his throat

often. And ate most of it right back up
each time. His pie was hardly humble,
and that’s why he thought it tasted better.