Poem: Be A Good Cunt At The BBQ Eh

Make sure you’re a good cunt for the BBQ, alright? It’s the number one thing in life. You need to put on enough of a show so they know you’re okay. You talk about the weather, the rugby, the greatest hits of Coldplay and U2. These are things lots of people know about, many people are passionate about these things. You make sure not to stray too far from…