Poem: And That’s When I Knew I Had Finally Made It

Someone sent me a link to the reddit thread. It said, “Simon Sweetman is a fucking arsehole. I used to work in the same office as him. Everyone hated him”.

I had a chuckle. And thought about how the most distressing thing wasn’t what this person had said,

it was that I should (technically) know (instantly) who it was – but

couldn’t have narrowed it down fr…