Poem: Advice on Writing a Poem about Christopher Luxon

Don’t mention the fact that he used to run an airline. Once his tray-table is folded away, he’ll be first to offer up that talking point. Don’t say that the mask is slipping. It's all cosplay anyway.

And don’t mention religion because part of the new act is to say he’s a believer but he’s actually pretty much Pentecostal – or maybe he’s a fundamentalist …