Poem: A Lovely Weekend Away

The argument starts when I tell you. And it stops when I’ve given my opinion, my summary of facts.

I’m not interested in your thoughts at all – unless you agree with me. And then it’s not an argument, it’s just

an intelligent discussion. But if you can’t take on board what I’ve just said, then we’re in an argument. And

you, son, are argumentative. Which is…