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I will not watch Avatar. And I will not skip it and just watch Avatar: The Way of Water. Nor will I hold out for 2027’s Avatar: The World’s Longest and Most Expensive Screensaver So There!
I say this as someone with a Letterboxd page detailing the 8200+ movies I’ve seen (memory fades, so there’s a thousand or so lost to time, no doubt).
I say this as some…
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