Caro Emerald: The Shocking Miss Emerald

Caro Emerald

The Shocking Miss Emerald

Grand Mono/Dramatico

This is the second album by Dutch singer Caro Emerald - and it’s the major-label debut. It’s a cutesy amalgam of dance-pop and some idea of old-world diva-jazz. That should tell you enough to know to run to the fucking hills and trust the album’s title as neither cute nor ironic; simply honest, wa…